a handy list of hints for anyone looking for a job:
1. Collage is an artform and not a place where you studied
2. Metric is a system of measurement and not the qualification that one obtains at the end of 12 years of schooling
3. A picture of a stack of books, a tree or a scholars hat do nothing to improve your chances of being employed
Thank you. Back to reading $$$%ing applications!
